i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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