So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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