I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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