Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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