it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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