Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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