And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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