I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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