I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
His nipple licking is glorious
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