waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so let's talk penis.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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