My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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