normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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