...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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