omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
So. Much. Porn.
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