She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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