just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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