She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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