Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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