Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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