airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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