How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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