when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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