Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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