Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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