i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I want you more than these girls want KFC
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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