How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl is more easily done than said...
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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