I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I deserve this hangover.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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