your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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