is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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