This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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