so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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