Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
