It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
