shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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