Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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