I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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