You just made me feel so damn special
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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