drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
