She announced her abortion via fbk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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