Tell her she can't have a vagina
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
