when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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