i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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