Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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