I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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