did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize