you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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