I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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