i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
false alarm. still invincible.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
