I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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