If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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