$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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