i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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