Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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