So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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