i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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