im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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