Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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