I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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