This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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